Thoughts of the day.

Today's thoughts:

• RT: Social media is like teen sex. Everyone wants to do it. No one actually knows how. When finally done, there is surprise its not better.
• That last tweet was from @avinashkaushik but his username is super long. He works at google.
• i am le tired but i must work on my column. blah :[
• get ouuuut of my dreams. doot doot doot doot doot doot. and in to my ca-ar
• a str8 double shot of espresso and a krispy kreme really do the trick when you're draggin' in the morning after a late night writing session
• I am totally the one that responds to family FWDs about viruses. I always include a snopes link and a quick lesson on internet common sense.
• The @SEOMarxist seems to like talking about liposuction. I guess that's one way to optimize?
• Hmm what to have for lunch? Whatever it is, is has to go with my new bacon salt from woot. smells delicious. 0 fat! 0 calories! vegan!
• What the heck were they thinking using Obama's image to promote a CASINO?! www.indianalivecasino.com/
• listening to jimmy fallon's first show. Dear NBC: making commercials louder only annoys me. Srsly, plz move past that broadcast mentality.
• Ohhh. Urban Dictionary has approved my new word: Pretendious. tinyurl.com/db4fl2
• Did you know that today is square root day? 3/3/09
• Who all is going to DEMF this year?