Oct. 22nd, 2007 01:29 pm
I HAVE BEEN ROBBED.
I seem to have been robbed of SIX teeth. I just got back from the dentist, so I think that may have had something to do with it. But we can't be too sure! If you have any information regarding the location of jackola's wisdom teeth and 2 back, bottom molars, please contact your local tooth theft department.
Current state of the jackola:
Feeling good, though my mouth is numb. How nice of the tooth thief to numb me before stealing them away from me. Currently gausing and ice packing. The thief left a prescription for Hydrocodone, so that should help me through the next few days.
What a nice thief, seriously. Should you ever be robbed of your teeth, I recommend him. It'll be quick and painless. So far.
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jackola for all the latest updates on TOOTHGATE 2007.
Current state of the jackola:
Feeling good, though my mouth is numb. How nice of the tooth thief to numb me before stealing them away from me. Currently gausing and ice packing. The thief left a prescription for Hydrocodone, so that should help me through the next few days.
What a nice thief, seriously. Should you ever be robbed of your teeth, I recommend him. It'll be quick and painless. So far.
Stay tuned to
jackola for all the latest updates on TOOTHGATE 2007.