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Bush Making Surprise Return To Washington Because Of Schiavo Case

CRAWFORD — President Bush is changing his schedule to return to the White House on Sunday to be in place to sign emergency legislation that would shift the case of a brain-damaged Florida woman to federal courts, the White House said today.

So Republicans are all about "states rights" and don't think the federal government should be involved in healthcare issues—unless the American Taliban faction of the right-wingnuts decides that they have a new cause, in this case, Terri Schiavo.

"Everyone recognizes that time is important here," White House press secretary Scott McClellan said. "This is about defending life."

It's about defending life—unless it's a black baby who was taken off life support and allowed to die AGAINST the wishes of the mother earlier this week. In that case, there is no outrage or protest coming from the right-wing noise machine. Absolute silence. Crickets chirping.

Where did that happen? In Texas.

How did such a horrible situation become legal?

Oh, because in 1999, governor George W. Bush signed a law which allowed hospitals to take patients off of life support—over the objections of the family!

My god, the hypocrisy oozes from the pores of these motherfuckers.

Six Guidelines to Writing an Angsty Teen Girl Song

1. If you come to a point where you don't know what to write, just fill the space with a series of "No's" or "Yeah's". It will sound dramatic and meaningful.
2. It's a good idea to use the word "why" whenever possible.
3. Write every song about the same guy, especially if he's the worst man in the history of the world. Besides, you haven't been allowed to date anyone else ever since your mom found out you "did it".
4. Since you have an eating disorder, write every other song to discourage girls from developing their own. You wouldn't want your fans to think it's cool to be this thin.
5. Try to include orchestral arrangements, because people who study classical music for twenty years love to play a bunch of songs that sound exactly alike.
6. It doesn't matter how much you sing about sex, because your target audience can't get pregnant yet.

By kendracanfly. Check out her journal for a good, witty read =)